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sophia // 21 // sydney // easily overwhelmed when a dog is in my presence // mac demarco enthusiast //Links
this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes
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literalpoop-deactivated20140828
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
like
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
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victorpopejr
Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything
Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!”
Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”
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stickymangoes-deactivated201606
I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger
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